Da interview was taken place at somewhere, sometimes, someday..
y-yoonuz, j-jon, f-faisiu..
f: yoonuz, you r alwizz da 1st to respond compare to Jon..tQ..
y: Teng, you know I'm too busy for this kind of troublesome thing. My adi sneakers are still waiting for me to be cleaned and serviced........ It's only for you, Faisiu. If Jon or Si Kuchai Lala asked me, I will tell them "Lei bei yan diuz laarrr...." straightaway...
f: ok, letzz start..Is imagination an important part of your life??
y: Of course it is..
j: Imagination is part of my life. NO imagination, No life..
f: why is that so??
y: I've always imagine that I'm a rabbit stealing carrots from some poor farmers. Other than that, I've always imagined what it feels like to be a goat barber as I've always wanted to shave the beard of Mary the Kambing (but I can't do it coz Mary's a female and she ran away with some Billy goat 2 years ago). Without imagination, we're as good as jossticks waiting to be burnt off in front of Goddess Kuan Yin's worshipping altar. Without imagination, I would have been a hardworking blue collar and should have earned my first ONE MILLION USD by the age of 30!!! What the hell??!! Because of my rich imagination, I'm currently fcuking poor all the time and living in Mary's shack ever since I have been kicked out by my landlord for not paying my rent for 3 months....... I should stop my imagination NOW!!!
j: Imagination makes me a winner, reality makes me a loser..
f: datz y both of u r chosen!!
f: Imagine you are something, what would that be??
y: I'm a cigarrete right now. I bring lots of joy to the stupid smokers and at the same time I'm killing them slowly by the age of 40.Or I could be fly resting on some cow dung...... just don't ask why I imagined I'm a fly. When you're able to fly around, you'll be worshipped like GOD even if you're just a fly....
j: Always 20mething..
f: What's on your mind when you are invited to feature in 20mething's Imagine Something??
j: why me??
y: Niasing, still wanna bring this subject up. I thought that I will be paid 2 million dollars and will become an instant celebrity overnight. Next thing I know, I would be driving a gold-plated "kereta lembu" knocking down all the fcuking Lala's and posers while signing autograph for my hardcore fans like ROCKSTAR at the same time. BUT, this is NO WAAYY near from what I've imagined in the beginning. WTF, I didn't even get a packet of Teh O' Ais Limau tarik "kaw-kaw" for my efforts...... What I got is just a COOL GLOW IN DARK T-SHIRT (or tshit like Faisiu said). I better see 2 million in bank acount by next week or I won't friend with you Faisiu anymore......
f: Any concern before the photo shoot??
y: Unlike Jon, I don't have any concerns in particular as I'm very good and professional at this kind of stuff. Well, I do kinda worried about Jon that he might affect my image (read : Tor 9 sui me) but it was resolved the moment we took a short break to fag. After all, he did offer me that cigarette of friendship..
j: Hell why no one do the make-up for us..?? Wan Cherng not doing his job ??
f: i tink da readerzz will only understand this when they watch da "imagine something' documentary..
f: Does the Imagine Something tshit make you imagine something in the end??
y: Of course nothing ler. Except for the fact that I did think about how not to get this tshit dirty when I eat mutton curry or any other messy foods. "Diuz, my shirt terkena kari jor...."
j: No..
f: Your 1st impression on the "Imagine Something" documentary is..
y: How come my hair looked extra curly and how come Jon looked so spastic geh? How come Jon always kena tiu by the photographer and I didn't get scolded geh? How come the song "Stronger - Kanye West" and "Genie In A Bottle - Christina Akulala" is not inserted in this documentary geh? How come Jon looked like my father in this documentary geh? How come Jon waved when he appeared in the beginning of the documentary as if there was a crowd of hardcore fans waiting for his appearance except for the fact there's none of them and a few train passengers who's too lazy to diu 9 us geh? How come, how long, It's not right, it's so wrong. Do we let it just go on, turn our back and carry on... Wake up, for it's too late!! Right now, can't wait.. She won't have a second try, open up your hearts as well as your eyes....Teng, suddenly syok sendiri with that Babyface's song. Most importantly is how come we didn't get our Teh O' Ais Limau tarik "kaw-kaw" for our efforts, Faisiu??!!!
j: Fantastic video!!
f: sori yoonuz..letzz kontinue..ok..Do you mind otherzz to watch it?? i mean da "imagine something" documentary..
y: Of course I do mind!!! I don't want Lala's or posers start targetting on me once this is made public. You'll never know what those Lala will do with their multi-coloured dyed hair, earrings everywhere, Slipper kaler putih and Kia Spectra kaler putih. But if Jon's okay with it, I guess I'm fine with it too.... JON, I WILL FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER YOU GO!!!!!
j: Definitely..make it private man..only when we got famous then u make it public..
f: i think public shud watch it. Finally, 20mething is honoured to have you TWO featuring for us for our 1st release in 2009..
